Archive for October, 2004

Good Afternoon, My Love

Saturday, October 23rd, 2004

Hi Kristen-
If things work out, you’re looking at this from the apple store while we pick out your new toy. This is that blog thing I was talking about. Do you like it?


Today is an exciting day. This afternoon, I’m going to be heading down to the Apple store with Kristen to pick out her new laptop. Let me describe to you my feelings about this. I feel both


Incredibly Excited and

Incredibly Jealous.

I haven’t much talked about Kristen on this site yet. Kristen is my girlfriend. Our story is a long and, for the most part, amazingly happy one. You’ll most certainly see her name pop up here from time to time. That’s who she is. She is my beautiful, amazing, wonderful girlfriend.

Tomorrow Comes Today

Saturday, October 23rd, 2004

I really have no idea what them Gorillaz are talking about. One of the only lyrics I can recognize in one of those tracks is “tomorrow comes today.” I don’t really know what the crap they mean by that. But, here is what that means to me.

My FaceIt’s six am. I’m still up. Why? No reason. My brother once said, there are only two days in the week. There is Weekday, then there is Weekend. I am a firm believer in this. I never know what the crap day it is. I didn’t even know it was Friday till my boss slapped my paycheck on my desk. It’s quite difficult for me to keep it all straight in my head. It’s not that I’m all drugged out or anything; I just never sleep.

I really like my sleep schedule. I just sleep whenever the hell I get tired, which usually happens every couple days.

Back to my point: Tomorrow has come for you, but it’s still today for me. Chew on that.

Weekend Time

Friday, October 22nd, 2004

TunaMan52: gmail is fucking awesome
quehaggerschnitz: it’s a humdinger!
quehaggerschnitz: don’t worry, I killed it
quehaggerschnitz: that’s actually really fun
TunaMan52: are you for the most part prepared to leave this godaweful place that we work in from time to time?
quehaggerschnitz: we should blow up a bunch, throw them into the air and try to see who can pop the most!
TunaMan52: that would be safe
quehaggerschnitz: Let’s write a blog entry and leave
TunaMan52: excelent plan my collegue
quehaggerschnitz: yup yuppy up


It’s been a long week. Benny and I are working on a large project with a small timeline here at the office. After long hour and the untimely demise of Signey, it is finally time to take our leave of this place for the better part of two days.

Come Monday, we’ll be feeling the pressure as our days dwindle rapidly. I’m actually considering just buying a sleeping bag and living here next week.

Outie–

The Sweet Smell of Work

Friday, October 22nd, 2004

Friday - 2:30pm:
Ben and I arrive at work. We step out of the car to be greeted by the sweet smell of… what? Something chocolaty for sure. Muffins? Brownies? Chocolates? Cookies?

We really have no idea what it is, but its different almost every day. Always sweet, but rarely the same. Our office exists in a region rife with warehouses and industrial buildings. There is a place that roasts coffee down the street, but the smells coming from there are inarguably the smoky sweet smell of roasting coffee.

One of these days, Ben and I will venture beyond the safety of our quiet office and explore this region for the source of that wonderful smell. And when we find it. We’ll march right in there and demand that they give us some of whatever the hell they are making.

I’ll keep you posted.

No Raisins

Friday, October 22nd, 2004

I saw this thing on TV once where this girl was saying that she doesn’t eat raisins because they were like sad, shriveled versions of their former selves. I don’t eat raisins because they fucking suck.

Public Service Announcement

Thursday, October 21st, 2004

You do not need an iPod to use iPodder.
This announcement was brought to you by a frustrated iPodder enthusiast.

On Tog and Poe

Thursday, October 21st, 2004
The Sign - Post Mortem
“The Sign” - Post Mortem

In my opinion, there are two kinds of software developers out there. There are the kind that do it because they need the paycheck (a programmer) and there are the kind that do it because they are passionate about it (a hacker). The latter of which I’m going to talk about today.

A hacker loves programming like a poet loves to write. If you think about it, the two things are not too dissimilar. In writing, there is a language, and there is grammar. The poet combines these two to make something that is greater than the sum of its parts. In programming, there is a language, and there is syntax. A good piece of software is so much more than a bunch of symbols on a computer screen. A good hacker can change the way a company, or the world works.

Many people hate or fear programming the way I hate and fear writing poetry. At the same time, I have so much appreciation for what those people do. Writing good poetry is not easy and not everyone can do it. It takes practice. Even more, it take passion.

A hacker is such an unusual creature. Often found in the dark, hunched over his keyboard, staring into the sterile white glow of the large black CRT monitor (higher budget geeks may have them newfangled LCD screens), these creatures should never be compared to accountants and insurance brokers. These people are artist. They aren’t just huddling in the corner, fondling their calculators. They are creating.

I bring all this up today because one of the people at the top of the ladder of the company I work for asked that we remove the sign Ben put up over our work area. My direct boss is an awesome manager of creative professionals. He really understands the needs of us hackers, being one himself. We love working for him. The man that ordered the death of our sign is a great businessman. He has done wonderful things with this company. But I don’t think he understands the very specific needs of the hacker.

We were quite upset when we came in this morning to find that our beautiful sign had been banished. Though, I’m sure he was equally upset when he saw the thing this morning. I don’t blame him for disliking it. I can totally understand him being upset that his employees would label themselves “Lowly Programmers.”

My point is, those of you have nerdy friends or call that geeky kid down the street every time your computer breaks, appreciate your geeks. They are passionate people and they will make your life and maybe even your world better someday. You don’t have to understand the poetry to respect the poet.

CVS Saves the Day

Wednesday, October 20th, 2004

We came into work today to find the project we’ve been working on for a good while exploded while we were away. Everything was broken. After many hours of swearing and trial and error, we were still totally bifjangled by the problem.

Lucky for us, yours truly recently setup a CVS Server for the project. I went through the list of recent changes a couple times before I finally spotted the problem. The moral of the story is, the bug hunt lasted a whole day, but could have been much shorter had I pulled up the CVS log sooner. Never forget how awesome and helful your CVS server really is. If you’re not developing on cvs, even if you’re just doing vanilla HTML, get one now. You will not regret it.

How to Blog

Wednesday, October 20th, 2004

I’m really torn about how I want to treat this whole blog thing. I really just set it up to play with the software, but I’m trying to get into the habit of posting on here every day. I can’t decide if I want to spend more energy on my daily wonderings or put more energy into my technical stuff. my worry is that im going to isolate myself from both readerbases by trying to do both. Any thoughts?

Friends and Entities

Wednesday, October 20th, 2004

I hung out with some friends tonight. I met them at the local pool hall around 11pm. I wasn’t the only one there who didn’t play pool. Seems everyone just wanted somewhere out of the the rain to hang out. Lisa seemed to know everybody there, so they didn’t really care when Clay and Nick started wrestling or that we were twice as loud as any other group in there.

Since I moved home a month or so ago, I’ve gotten back in touch with lots of friends from highschool. I enjoy hanging out with many of them. Most notably, Clay and Lisa. Clay almost got married just recently. I’m glad he broke it off with the uber-controlling bitch. It had been months since we hung out. I remember the last night we hung out too. I remember hearing him yell into the phone “I’m not going to stop hanging out with my friends for you.” I remember that that was the last time I saw him for a long time.

I think as long as women are the ones with the breasts, they will always have control over man. That may have something to do with the rising concern over obesity lately. The women realize that their quality of life will be jepordized if they give up the monopoly on boobs.

Clay brought up an interesting point tonight. I don’t hang out with Kristen and my other friends often enough. Partially because of the hours we keep. Kristen goes to bed early and most of my friends are busy until late. The other reason is, when I can make time to be with Kristen, I selfishly want to keep her all to myself. Our days together feel all to short, but shorter still when my attention is as divided as it is in a large social gathering. I really would enjoy it if she came out with me more often. She is, after all, my very best friend.